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Season 3.2 Ads

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Here are the (fictional) ads for Season 3.

 

A. New Season(made after first 6 episodes taped)

<So Weird logo>

MVP: Next Thursday starts a whole new season of So Weird!

<zoom in to castle>

<the clear metal flashing>

MVP: New paranormal phenomena!

<the old lady at the door>

MVP: New events!

<Jack and Clu swinging at the batting cages>

MVP: New songs!

<Molly "New Math" singing on stage>

MVP: Don't miss it!

<Fi's laptop flashing error message "Cannot complete Upgrade">

MVP: It'll be the greatest season ever!

<Pictures of the family in a photo album>

<the old lady transforming bodies>

MVP: A new episode every Thursday, and at a new time!

<Fi throwing stone into cage and it disappearing>

<Fi and the alien touching hands(clip from "Roswell", because that episode hasn't been taped yet)>

<the bus driving down the road, flash into…>

MVP: Watch for it on Thursdays, at 5/4 central!  Only on Disney.

<Promo shot>

 

1./B. Doppelganger(made after first 9 episodes taped)

<Clips from Season 3>

MVP: Monday starts a whole new season of So Weird...

<more clips>

MVP: With a never-before-seen episode every Thursday.

<more clips>

MVP: And watch other episodes, Monday-Wednesday.

<more clips>

MVP: And on next Monday, watch the new season take off, where Jack starts to have weird visions.

<Jack closes his eyes and zoom into castle>

MVP: And Fi finds a ghost in her very own house.

<Fi sees ghost coming through basement door>

MVP: Don't miss the premEAR of a whole new season of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central.  Only on Disney.

<promo shot>

 

2. Move

<Thursdays are So Weird…>

MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on Disney...

<a moving van pulling up to the new house>

MVP: And next Thursday, the Phillips family moves.

<Molly looking at a photo album, holding back tears>

MVP: Will the new house put new pressure on the family?

<Fi looking at the album>

MVP: Or will it just be more opportunities for Fi to find the paranormal?

<Fi walking up the stairs in the dark, saying "Hello?">

MVP: Find out on a brand new episode of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central.  Only on Disney.

<promo shot>

 

3. Translucent

<Thursdays are So Weird…>

MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on Disney...

<the bus driving down the highway>

MVP: And next Thursday, the band goes back on tour.

<Molly practicing on the bus>

MVP: And does that mean…Fi goes back, looking for more of the weird?

<Fi's eyes get big as she drops the metal, and it starts flashing>

MVP: Find out on the next episode of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central.  Only on Disney.

<promo shot>

 

4. Version 5.42

<Thursdays are So Weird…>

MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on Disney...

<Fi sitting down to her laptop>

MVP: And next Thursday, Fi tries to upgrade her Internet browser.

<Fi's laptop flashing error message "Cannot complete Upgrade">

MVP: But it doesn't work.  Why?  Can Fi figure it out?

<Ned and Irene yelling at each other>

MVP: And could this strange occurrence spark other misfortunes?

<Fi and Carey watching the Bells fight>

MVP: Find out on the next episode of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central.  Only on Disney.

<promo shot>

 

5. Sisters

<Thursdays are So Weird…>

MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on Disney...

<Molly finds a strange lady standing at the door>

MVP: And next Thursday, Fi's mom finds her long, lost sister...

<the lady talking funny, as if her lips were broken or something>

MVP: Or does she?

<Fi turning a corner to find the lady>

MVP: Find out on the next episode of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central.  Only on Disney.

<promo shot>

 

6. Batting Cage

<Thursdays are So Weird…>

MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on Disney...

<The bus pulls into a amusement park parking lot>

MVP: And next Thursday, the band stops for a little break.

<Ned saying "This is gonna be fun!">

MVP: But the attractions...

<Jack and Clu swinging>

MVP: May attract them even closer than they think.

<They swing and disappear and reappear in the time warp from "Singularity", they look around confused>

MVP: Watch it on the next episode of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central.  Only on Disney.

<promo shot>

 

7. Race

<Thursdays are So Weird…>

MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on Disney...

<BANG! "And they're off!">

MVP: And next Thursday, Carey has a new addiction...

<"And the winner is #45, Stargate!" an announcer says. "Darn!!!" Carey yells, ripping up papers.>

MVP: But this time, it's gambling.

<Ned and Irene yelling at Carey>

MVP: And maybe, he won't get out of it so easy.

<Carey with the torn papers in his hands, and his debtor transforming into a sfix.>

MVP: Find out what happens on the next episode of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central.  Only on Disney.

<promo shot>

 

8. Ladder

<Thursdays are So Weird…>

MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on Disney...

<Molly walking off the bus, saying "Hey!" to another lady>

MVP: And next Thursday, Fi finds a message from aliens...

<Everyone looking up at the message>

MVP: But who was the message meant for? And what does it mean?

<Fi looking at the side, with the words "B <{patch of red paint}-dy”>

MVP: Find out what it means on the next episode of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central.  Only on Disney.

<promo shot>

 

9. Transit

<Thursdays are So Weird…>

MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on Disney...

<The subway car jerking to a halt>

MVP: And next Thursday, the gang gets stuck on a subway

<Fi sees an older man comforting everyone by just touching them>

MVP: And Fi finds the man that calms everyone…

<Fi asks "What are you?">

MVP: To have a very different gift.

<He says "I'm special.">

MVP: Watch a brand new episode of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central.  Only on Disney.

<promo shot>

 

10. Number Three

<Thursdays are So Weird…>

MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on Disney...

<Clu putting his arm around a girl>

MVP: And next Thursday, Clu falls in love

<Girl says to Clu, "I don't know what I'd do without you">

MVP: And this girl…is the key between an old battle.

<Girl, running down a hallway with Jack, Carey, and Clu says, "Mom!  I want you to meet some new friends!" The mom spins around and Jack and Carey see its Evelyn>

<Molly yelling at Evelyn, "Why, Evelyn, why!?" as Clu and the girl watch on>

MVP: Don't miss this brand new episode of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central.  Only on Disney.

<promo shot>

 

11. Of Muintir

<Thursdays are So Weird…>

MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on Disney...

<The Phillips around the house(in 3 different shots), doing nothing, looking bored, etc.>

MVP: And next Thursday, the Phillips become very depressed.

<"You got it too, mom?" Molly asks her mom on the phone>

MVP: But why?  And can they get out of it?

<Fi struggling to stay awake, at her desk, online>

<The Bells helping Molly and Jack to chairs>

MVP: Watch the next episode of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central.  Only on Disney.

<promo shot>

 

C. New Time/Lost Episodes(made after all episodes taped, production ceased forever)

<So Weird logo>

<Cara DeLizia>

Cara: Did you know that in So Weird's entire 3 year run, only one episodes has been turned down from being made?

<Eric Lively>

Eric: What was it, and why was it turned down, you may ask...

<Jon Cooksey, executive producer>

Jon: Well, the episode was called "Rainbow."...

<Mackenzie Phillips>

Mack: It would have taken the place of "Avatar."  I don't think that aired yet…

<Patrick Levis>

Patrick: "Rainbow" was an episode about a black boy, that had the ability to change colors…

<Erik von Detten>

Erik: And he would always change to white, because he didn't like being black….

<Henry Winkler, executive producer>

Henry: But that was too risky, because it promoted that blacks are better than whites, and blacks want to become whites, and all that stuff.  And that's not right…we weren't trying to get that message across.

<Cara DeLizia>

Cara: But instead of risking it, they just took it out of the lineup, and replaced it… <Mackenzie Phillips>

Mack: But "Avatar"'s a fun episode too…so you won't miss much.

<Cara DeLizia>

Cara: So there's an episode you missed, but don't worry!  There's a whole, great season still waiting for you!  So watch So Weird at it's new time, Fridays, at 4/3 central, and its on all week too!

Everyone: Only on Disney!

<Promo shot>

 

12. The Light

<Molly looking sad with her guitar, by a window>

MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...

<Molly then stands up, and throws down her guitar, and walks away>

MVP: Molly loses her inspiration to play music…

<"No, no gig," Molly says sadly>

MVP: Fi thinks she found it, but actually,

<Molly looking into the crowd at her gig>

MVP: It turns out Molly's muse is seemingly gone forever.

<Molly hugging Jack and Fi>

MVP: Watch the next So Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.  Part of Zoog Weekendz.

<promo shot>

 

13. Avatar

<Fi reading her e-mail>

MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...

<Fi on the bus, a flash, then Fi still on the bus>

MVP: Fi enters a virtual world

<"Welcome to my world?" Molly reads.>

MVP: And drags everyone with her.

<"I own you!" a voice is heard>

MVP: And the only person who can save them, ISN'T on their side.

<Jordan glaring at the gang>

MVP: A brand new episode of So Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.  Part of Zoog Weekendz.

<promo shot>

 

14. Ready

<Everyone at a party>

MVP: Next Sunday...

<Everyone freezes, except Fi, as she looks around>

MVP: Fi stops in time during a New Years party…

<A light shines outside>

MVP: And whoever did it…is Fi's visitors.

<Fi touching hands with the aliens>

MVP: Watch a brand new episode of So Weird, on Sunday, at 7/6 central.  Part of Zoog Weekendz.

<promo shot>

 

15. Tennial

<Molly yelling, "Jack! Mail for you!">

MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...

<Jack opening the card>

MVP: Jack receives a card for his birthday…

<Fi looks at the worn paper>

MVP: But dated from the 1600's

<Carey says, "So…you think Jack's 400 years old?" Fi gives him a look.>

MVP: A new episode of So Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.  Part of Zoog Weekendz.

<promo shot>

 

16. Sunshine

<the bus driving past a "Welcome to Florida" sign>

MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...

<Fi and Carey getting on a helicopter>

MVP: Fi visits the Bermuda Triangle

<a flash>

MVP: And ends up…in another universe, where her father is still living.

<Fi looking strangely at her "family"--Molly, Jack, Rick, and her younger brother>

MVP: Find out what happens on the next So Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.  Part of Zoog Weekendz.

<promo shot>

 

17. Link

<Fi opens the door, and Rebecca is there>

MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...

<Rebecca telling Fi of living in Ireland>

MVP: Fi seeks help about Jack's flashbacks.

<Rebecca finishes a drawing…of the castle>

MVP: But can she prove her claims?

<Fi comparing the drawing to pictures of the castle ruins>

MVP: Find out on the next So Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.  Part of Zoog Weekendz.

<promo shot>

 

18. Leprechaun

<A short man in a green suit jumps off the fence in front of the Phillips’ house, towards the house>

MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...

<the man, really a leprechaun, walking around the house, and encounters Fi, and she screams>

MVP: The Phillips harbor a very weird guest.

<Jack sneezing>

MVP: And won’t leave until he’s satisfied…

<The leprechaun, which only Fi can see, waves his hands at Jack>

MVP: Or until he drives someone crazy.

<Jack sneezing like crazy, then stops suddenly, and just looks around, confused>

MVP: Watch a brand new So Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.  Part of Zoog Weekendz.

<promo shot>

 

19. Loop

<Fi at Star.Dot.Star.com>

MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...

<Fi clicking hard>

MVP: Fi tries to upgrade her browser again…and it works

<Fi yelling "Yes!">

MVP: But why does it work now?  Her alien encounter? Or something else…

<error message flashing "Cannot Send E-mail">

MVP: See what happens on a brand new episode of So Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.  Part of Zoog Weekendz.

<promo shot>

 

20. Believe

<The wisp flying outside the hotel>

MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...

<a flash, then Fi jumping around crazily>

MVP: Fi gets taken over by the Will O' the Wisp

<Fi dancing crazily as Molly practices >

MVP: But who can save her?  Not herself…not her father…

<Molly running into the hotel elevator with her brother>

MVP: Watch a brand new episode of So Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.  Part of Zoog Weekendz.

<promo shot>

 

D. Finale (Every show on Disney will have an ad about their finale)

<The bus driving into the Nexus, through smoke>

MVP: The cast of So Weird on their finale...

<Cara DeLizia sitting>

Cara: I really loved doing this episode…it's everything in the series…put into one…

<Patrick Levis sitting>

Patrick: It...finishes all of the stories.  Cleans up after all the little loose ends of the show…

<Erik von Detten leaning on a counter>

Erik: It was great...I got probably the biggest acting job…<laughs, jokingly>

<Clu being flung in the air, flying over everyone>

<Clu doing cartwheels around the Nexus>

<Eric Lively sitting>

Eric: I think that it is really unexpected.  I heard alot of comments at the end of the 2nd season, where Fi falls off the roof and Rick saves her, that no one ever expected that, but this is going to be much bigger.

<Belinda Metz sitting>

Irene: Irene FINALLY gets a noteworthy part in this episode. <laughs>  No, actually, it was really fun.  It's really serious…and the best part is that in no ad, trailer, article, anything…nothing is given about what really happens in the episode.

<Dave Ward standing>

Dave: Near the beginning, we drive into the Nexus, but we don't freeze, so everyone runs out to the cab and tries to help me drive the bus...it was really funny.

<Mackenzie Phillips sitting>

Mack: When I first read the script for this episode, I was REALLY surprised with the ending.  OK, there's TWO, only two, parts that can be guessed, but the rest is totally unexpected.  I mean, the way everything is done, bringing the aliens and the paranormal and Molly's Irish background...all together in one.  You're gonna be surprised!  So don't miss it!

<non-revealing-clips from the episode>

MVP: Take it from the cast themselves.  You can't miss the finale of So Weird.  Watch for it soon, and keep on watching the other episodes, only on Disney.

<Promo shot>

 

21. 4D

<A electric signal going into space>

MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...

<The bus arriving back in Simplicity>

MVP: Fi seeks help to contact her aliens, and goes to Tad Raxall.

<Fi and Tad in his office>

MVP: Can he help her, THIS time?

<Tad typing lots of code>

MVP: Has he finally met his match?

<Fi and Tad looking into the sky>

<everyone in the town looking into the sky as a signal goes out into space>

MVP: Find out on the next new episode of So Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.  Part of Zoog Weekendz.

<promo shot>

 

22. Out to Lunch

<the bus pulls up to the diner>

MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...

<everyone eating>

MVP: The gang encounters the troll again…for revenge on Fi

<Everyone begins to morph into trolls>

MVP: But Fi…isn't even there.

<Fi in attic, looking through old books.>

MVP: So who will help them?

<the troll knocking over a container, and yelling "NO!!!">

MVP: Watch a brand new So Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.  Part of Zoog Weekendz.

<promo shot>

 

23. Witches

<Fiona's eyes sparkling(the great-grandmother, in the picture>

MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...

<Fi looking online>

MVP: Fi finds another startling discovery…

<Fi asking "Is it true mom?">

MVP: That will change her life.

<Molly saying, "Yes, baby, we are.">

<Molly, Fi, and Kathleen all hugging>

MVP: Find out what happens on So Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.  Part of Zoog Weekendz.

<promo shot>

 

24. Another World

<pan over the inside cover of "Another World" album>

{play "Another World"}

MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...

<Fi putting a tape in >

MVP: Fi watches an old tape, telling about Molly's old album.

<"And here's a song that didn't make it…" John says>

<Fi's eyes get big>

MVP: And Fi hears a familiar song…that shouldn't be?

<"Now how did you like that?" Molly asks on the tape>

MVP: Watch it on the next So Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.  Part of Zoog Weekendz.

<promo shot>

 

25. Love

<Molly's eyes hypnotized>

MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...

<Molly shutting the door and standing in front of it, blocking Fi and Jack>

MVP: Molly is hypnotized, making her act crazy, and takes Fi and Jack as hostages.

<Molly walking around Jack and Fi, saying threatening, weird stuff in a threatening, weird way>

MVP: Can outsiders help her go back to normal?

<The Bells and other people standing outside>

MVP: Or does someone inside with her have to help?

<Fi hugging Molly>

MVP: Watch on the next episode of So Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.  Part of Zoog Weekendz.

<promo shot>

 

26. The Truth

<the bus driving off a wrong exit>

MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...

<"Ned!" Irene yells>

MVP: Ned takes a wrong turn…

<the bus entering the Nexus>

MVP: That leads to big trouble…

<"No…" Fi whispers to herself, worriedly>

MVP: But for Fi the most.

<Fi looking around the Nexus, eyes big.>

<then she spots something, and her eyes get bigger>

MVP: See the finale of So Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.  Part of Zoog Weekendz.

<promo shot>

 

E. Movie(to air after every airing of "The Truth" in its first month of showings)

<So Weird logo>

{Instrumental So Weird Theme}

MVP: You've just seen the last episode of So Weird...

<clips from the show>

MVP: Now, you're going to see the first movie

<So Weird logo flashes into movie logo>

MVP: Find a forgotten story, bring a few characters back, and more!

<From movie, "Thats all?" Clu asks.>

MVP: Well, not really.  Watch as ONE more challenge comes for Fi, who has help this time.

<From movie, Rick coming over to Fi, on her computer>

MVP: So don't miss the So Weird movie, coming soon to Disney Channel!

<Promo shot>