Make Your Own So Weird Story

null e-mail from 'Unknown,' but it didn't look like any other she had gotten. She went to open it, but accidentally hit null keys, opening up a new window. It was a webpage, and it was titled 'Annie's null'. She saw Annie's pic on it, and realized that this was her website. 'What a name,' Fi thought. So she decided to check it out. She scrolled down, and saw a picture of a null. Wondering why she had a picture of this food on her webpage, she read the caption, 'I like to eat these. They taste good.' Fi got disgusted at this, and immediately left the website. She went back to the 'Unknown' e-mail, and read it. It said, 'Dear Fi, I think I have a problem. You see, I saw your webpage, and started to null immediately. I couldn't stop, and ended up hitting a wall. I went to the doctor's, and she said that I was suffering from nullus nullus. He told me that it was a deadly disease that could be caused only by looking at pictures of null. I told him I haven't been looking at those. He opened his mouth to speak, but disappeared in a flash! My mom did the same, and she disappeared too! What do I do Fi? Everything someone opens their mouths around me, they flash into thin air! Signed, Jason'. Fi sighed, and clicked 'Reply,' and typed, 'Dear Jason, I think you may actually have nullus nullus nullus. It is rarer than the other, but not as deadly. To get the people who has disappeared back, you must follow these steps: 1. null null times. 2. Find a null and stuff it down your shirt. 3. Say this three times fast: Ooga, Booga, Beeta. Your family and friends should return. Signed, Fi.' Fi closed the e-mail and sat back in her chair. She sighed, and looked around her room, thankful for the stuff she had, and the stuff she didn't have. She heard a creak above her, and looked up. Right on her face, a null piece of her ceiling fell. 'So much for good things!' she thought.