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Season 3.2 Ads
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Here are the (fictional) ads for Season 3.
A. New Season(made after first 6
episodes taped)
<So Weird logo>
MVP: Next Thursday starts a
whole new season of So Weird!
<zoom in to castle>
<the clear metal flashing>
MVP: New paranormal phenomena!
<the old lady at the door>
MVP: New events!
<Jack and Clu swinging at the
batting cages>
MVP: New songs!
<Molly "New Math"
singing on stage>
MVP: Don't miss it!
<Fi's laptop flashing error
message "Cannot complete Upgrade">
MVP: It'll be the greatest
season ever!
<Pictures of the family in a
photo album>
<the old lady transforming
bodies>
MVP: A new episode every
Thursday, and at a new time!
<Fi throwing stone into cage
and it disappearing>
<Fi and the alien touching
hands(clip from "Roswell", because that episode hasn't been taped
yet)>
<the bus driving down the
road, flash into…>
MVP: Watch for it on Thursdays,
at 5/4 central! Only on Disney.
<Promo shot>
1./B. Doppelganger(made after
first 9 episodes taped)
<Clips from Season 3>
MVP: Monday starts a whole new
season of So Weird...
<more clips>
MVP: With a never-before-seen
episode every Thursday.
<more clips>
MVP: And watch other episodes,
Monday-Wednesday.
<more clips>
MVP: And on next Monday, watch
the new season take off, where Jack starts to have weird visions.
<Jack closes his eyes and
zoom into castle>
MVP: And Fi finds a ghost in her
very own house.
<Fi sees ghost coming through
basement door>
MVP: Don't miss the premEAR of a
whole new season of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central. Only on Disney.
<promo shot>
2. Move
<Thursdays are So Weird…>
MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on
Disney...
<a moving van pulling up to
the new house>
MVP: And next Thursday, the
Phillips family moves.
<Molly looking at a photo
album, holding back tears>
MVP: Will the new house put new
pressure on the family?
<Fi looking at the album>
MVP: Or will it just be more
opportunities for Fi to find the paranormal?
<Fi walking up the stairs in
the dark, saying "Hello?">
MVP: Find out on a brand new
episode of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central. Only on Disney.
<promo shot>
3. Translucent
<Thursdays are So Weird…>
MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on
Disney...
<the bus driving down the
highway>
MVP: And next Thursday, the band
goes back on tour.
<Molly practicing on the
bus>
MVP: And does that mean…Fi goes
back, looking for more of the weird?
<Fi's eyes get big as she
drops the metal, and it starts flashing>
MVP: Find out on the next
episode of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central. Only on Disney.
<promo shot>
4. Version 5.42
<Thursdays are So Weird…>
MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on
Disney...
<Fi sitting down to her
laptop>
MVP: And next Thursday, Fi tries
to upgrade her Internet browser.
<Fi's laptop flashing error
message "Cannot complete Upgrade">
MVP: But it doesn't work. Why?
Can Fi figure it out?
<Ned and Irene yelling at
each other>
MVP: And could this strange
occurrence spark other misfortunes?
<Fi and Carey watching the
Bells fight>
MVP: Find out on the next
episode of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central. Only on Disney.
<promo shot>
5. Sisters
<Thursdays are So Weird…>
MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on
Disney...
<Molly finds a strange lady
standing at the door>
MVP: And next Thursday, Fi's mom
finds her long, lost sister...
<the lady talking funny, as
if her lips were broken or something>
MVP: Or does she?
<Fi turning a corner to find
the lady>
MVP: Find out on the next
episode of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central. Only on Disney.
<promo shot>
6. Batting Cage
<Thursdays are So Weird…>
MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on
Disney...
<The bus pulls into a
amusement park parking lot>
MVP: And next Thursday, the band
stops for a little break.
<Ned saying "This is
gonna be fun!">
MVP: But the attractions...
<Jack and Clu swinging>
MVP: May attract them even
closer than they think.
<They swing and disappear and
reappear in the time warp from "Singularity", they look around
confused>
MVP: Watch it on the next
episode of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central. Only on Disney.
<promo shot>
7. Race
<Thursdays are So Weird…>
MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on
Disney...
<BANG! "And they're
off!">
MVP: And next Thursday, Carey
has a new addiction...
<"And the winner is #45,
Stargate!" an announcer says. "Darn!!!" Carey yells, ripping up
papers.>
MVP: But this time, it's
gambling.
<Ned and Irene yelling at
Carey>
MVP: And maybe, he won't get out
of it so easy.
<Carey with the torn papers in his hands, and his debtor transforming into a sfix.>
MVP: Find out what happens on
the next episode of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central. Only on Disney.
<promo shot>
8. Ladder
<Thursdays are So Weird…>
MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on
Disney...
<Molly walking off the bus,
saying "Hey!" to another lady>
MVP: And next Thursday, Fi finds
a message from aliens...
<Everyone looking up at the
message>
MVP: But who was the message
meant for? And what does it mean?
<Fi looking at the side, with
the words "B <{patch of red paint}-dy”>
MVP: Find out what it means on
the next episode of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central. Only on Disney.
<promo shot>
9. Transit
<Thursdays are So Weird…>
MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on
Disney...
<The subway car jerking to a
halt>
MVP: And next Thursday, the gang
gets stuck on a subway
<Fi sees an older man
comforting everyone by just touching them>
MVP: And Fi finds the man that
calms everyone…
<Fi asks "What are
you?">
MVP: To have a very different
gift.
<He says "I'm
special.">
MVP: Watch a brand new episode
of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central.
Only on Disney.
<promo shot>
10. Number Three
<Thursdays are So Weird…>
MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on
Disney...
<Clu putting his arm around a
girl>
MVP: And next Thursday, Clu
falls in love
<Girl says to Clu, "I
don't know what I'd do without you">
MVP: And this girl…is the key between
an old battle.
<Girl, running down a hallway
with Jack, Carey, and Clu says, "Mom!
I want you to meet some new friends!" The mom spins around and Jack
and Carey see its Evelyn>
<Molly yelling at Evelyn,
"Why, Evelyn, why!?" as Clu and the girl watch on>
MVP: Don't miss this brand new
episode of So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central. Only on Disney.
<promo shot>
11. Of Muintir
<Thursdays are So Weird…>
MVP: Thursdays are So Weird on
Disney...
<The Phillips around the
house(in 3 different shots), doing nothing, looking bored, etc.>
MVP: And next Thursday, the
Phillips become very depressed.
<"You got it too,
mom?" Molly asks her mom on the phone>
MVP: But why? And can they get out of it?
<Fi struggling to stay awake,
at her desk, online>
<The Bells helping Molly and
Jack to chairs>
MVP: Watch the next episode of
So Weird, next Thursday, at 5/4 central.
Only on Disney.
<promo shot>
C. New Time/Lost Episodes(made
after all episodes taped, production ceased forever)
<So Weird logo>
<Cara DeLizia>
Cara: Did you know that in So
Weird's entire 3 year run, only one episodes has been turned down from being
made?
<Eric Lively>
Eric: What was it, and why was
it turned down, you may ask...
<Jon Cooksey, executive
producer>
Jon: Well, the episode was
called "Rainbow."...
<Mackenzie Phillips>
Mack: It would have taken the
place of "Avatar." I don't
think that aired yet…
<Patrick Levis>
Patrick: "Rainbow" was
an episode about a black boy, that had the ability to change colors…
<Erik von Detten>
Erik: And he would always change
to white, because he didn't like being black….
<Henry Winkler, executive
producer>
Henry: But that was too risky,
because it promoted that blacks are better than whites, and blacks want to
become whites, and all that stuff. And
that's not right…we weren't trying to get that message across.
<Cara DeLizia>
Cara: But instead of risking it,
they just took it out of the lineup, and replaced it… <Mackenzie
Phillips>
Mack: But "Avatar"'s a
fun episode too…so you won't miss much.
<Cara DeLizia>
Cara: So there's an episode you
missed, but don't worry! There's a
whole, great season still waiting for you!
So watch So Weird at it's new time, Fridays, at 4/3 central, and its on
all week too!
Everyone: Only on Disney!
<Promo shot>
12. The Light
<Molly looking sad with her
guitar, by a window>
MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...
<Molly then stands up, and
throws down her guitar, and walks away>
MVP: Molly loses her inspiration
to play music…
<"No, no gig,"
Molly says sadly>
MVP: Fi thinks she found it, but
actually,
<Molly looking into the crowd
at her gig>
MVP: It turns out Molly's muse
is seemingly gone forever.
<Molly hugging Jack and
Fi>
MVP: Watch the next So Weird,
next Friday, at 4/3 central. Part of
Zoog Weekendz.
<promo shot>
13. Avatar
<Fi reading her e-mail>
MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...
<Fi on the bus, a flash, then
Fi still on the bus>
MVP: Fi enters a virtual world
<"Welcome to my
world?" Molly reads.>
MVP: And drags everyone with
her.
<"I own you!" a
voice is heard>
MVP: And the only person who can
save them, ISN'T on their side.
<Jordan glaring at the
gang>
MVP: A brand new episode of So
Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.
Part of Zoog Weekendz.
<promo shot>
14. Ready
<Everyone at a party>
MVP: Next Sunday...
<Everyone freezes, except Fi,
as she looks around>
MVP: Fi stops in time during a
New Years party…
<A light shines outside>
MVP: And whoever did it…is Fi's
visitors.
<Fi touching hands with the
aliens>
MVP: Watch a brand new episode
of So Weird, on Sunday, at 7/6 central.
Part of Zoog Weekendz.
<promo shot>
15. Tennial
<Molly yelling, "Jack!
Mail for you!">
MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...
<Jack opening the card>
MVP: Jack receives a card for
his birthday…
<Fi looks at the worn
paper>
MVP: But dated from the 1600's
<Carey says, "So…you
think Jack's 400 years old?" Fi gives him a look.>
MVP: A new episode of So Weird,
next Friday, at 4/3 central. Part of
Zoog Weekendz.
<promo shot>
16. Sunshine
<the bus driving past a
"Welcome to Florida" sign>
MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...
<Fi and Carey getting on a
helicopter>
MVP: Fi visits the Bermuda
Triangle
<a flash>
MVP: And ends up…in another
universe, where her father is still living.
<Fi looking strangely at her
"family"--Molly, Jack, Rick, and her younger brother>
MVP: Find out what happens on
the next So Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central. Part of Zoog Weekendz.
<promo shot>
17. Link
<Fi opens the door, and
Rebecca is there>
MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...
<Rebecca telling Fi of living
in Ireland>
MVP: Fi seeks help about Jack's
flashbacks.
<Rebecca finishes a
drawing…of the castle>
MVP: But can she prove her
claims?
<Fi comparing the drawing to
pictures of the castle ruins>
MVP: Find out on the next So
Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.
Part of Zoog Weekendz.
<promo shot>
18. Leprechaun
<A short man in a green suit
jumps off the fence in front of the Phillips’ house, towards the house>
MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...
<the man, really a
leprechaun, walking around the house, and encounters Fi, and she screams>
MVP: The Phillips harbor a very
weird guest.
<Jack sneezing>
MVP: And won’t leave until he’s
satisfied…
<The leprechaun, which only
Fi can see, waves his hands at Jack>
MVP: Or until he drives someone
crazy.
<Jack sneezing like crazy,
then stops suddenly, and just looks around, confused>
MVP: Watch a brand new So Weird,
next Friday, at 4/3 central. Part of
Zoog Weekendz.
<promo shot>
19. Loop
<Fi at Star.Dot.Star.com>
MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...
<Fi clicking hard>
MVP: Fi tries to upgrade her
browser again…and it works
<Fi yelling
"Yes!">
MVP: But why does it work
now? Her alien encounter? Or something
else…
<error message flashing
"Cannot Send E-mail">
MVP: See what happens on a brand
new episode of So Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central. Part of Zoog Weekendz.
<promo shot>
20. Believe
<The wisp flying outside the
hotel>
MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...
<a flash, then Fi jumping
around crazily>
MVP: Fi gets taken over by the
Will O' the Wisp
<Fi dancing crazily as Molly practices
>
MVP: But who can save her? Not herself…not her father…
<Molly running into the hotel
elevator with her brother>
MVP: Watch a brand new episode
of So Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.
Part of Zoog Weekendz.
<promo shot>
D. Finale (Every show on Disney
will have an ad about their finale)
<The bus driving into the
Nexus, through smoke>
MVP: The cast of So Weird on
their finale...
<Cara DeLizia sitting>
Cara: I really loved doing this
episode…it's everything in the series…put into one…
<Patrick Levis sitting>
Patrick: It...finishes all of
the stories. Cleans up after all the
little loose ends of the show…
<Erik von Detten leaning on a
counter>
Erik: It was great...I got
probably the biggest acting job…<laughs, jokingly>
<Clu being flung in the air,
flying over everyone>
<Clu doing cartwheels around
the Nexus>
<Eric Lively sitting>
Eric: I think that it is really
unexpected. I heard alot of comments at
the end of the 2nd season, where Fi falls off the roof and Rick saves her, that
no one ever expected that, but this is going to be much bigger.
<Belinda Metz sitting>
Irene: Irene FINALLY gets a
noteworthy part in this episode. <laughs> No, actually, it was really fun.
It's really serious…and the best part is that in no ad, trailer, article,
anything…nothing is given about what really happens in the episode.
<Dave Ward standing>
Dave: Near the beginning, we
drive into the Nexus, but we don't freeze, so everyone runs out to the cab and
tries to help me drive the bus...it was really funny.
<Mackenzie Phillips
sitting>
Mack: When I first read the
script for this episode, I was REALLY surprised with the ending. OK, there's TWO, only two, parts that can be
guessed, but the rest is totally unexpected.
I mean, the way everything is done, bringing the aliens and the
paranormal and Molly's Irish background...all together in one. You're gonna be surprised! So don't miss it!
<non-revealing-clips from the
episode>
MVP: Take it from the cast
themselves. You can't miss the finale
of So Weird. Watch for it soon, and
keep on watching the other episodes, only on Disney.
<Promo shot>
21. 4D
<A electric signal going into
space>
MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...
<The bus arriving back in
Simplicity>
MVP: Fi seeks help to contact
her aliens, and goes to Tad Raxall.
<Fi and Tad in his office>
MVP: Can he help her, THIS time?
<Tad typing lots of code>
MVP: Has he finally met his
match?
<Fi and Tad looking into the
sky>
<everyone in the town looking
into the sky as a signal goes out into space>
MVP: Find out on the next new
episode of So Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central. Part of Zoog Weekendz.
<promo shot>
22. Out to Lunch
<the bus pulls up to the
diner>
MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...
<everyone eating>
MVP: The gang encounters the
troll again…for revenge on Fi
<Everyone begins to morph
into trolls>
MVP: But Fi…isn't even there.
<Fi in attic, looking through
old books.>
MVP: So who will help them?
<the troll knocking over a
container, and yelling "NO!!!">
MVP: Watch a brand new So Weird,
next Friday, at 4/3 central. Part of
Zoog Weekendz.
<promo shot>
23. Witches
<Fiona's eyes sparkling(the
great-grandmother, in the picture>
MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...
<Fi looking online>
MVP: Fi finds another startling
discovery…
<Fi asking "Is it true
mom?">
MVP: That will change her life.
<Molly saying, "Yes,
baby, we are.">
<Molly, Fi, and Kathleen all
hugging>
MVP: Find out what happens on So
Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.
Part of Zoog Weekendz.
<promo shot>
24. Another World
<pan over the inside cover of
"Another World" album>
{play "Another World"}
MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...
<Fi putting a tape in >
MVP: Fi watches an old tape,
telling about Molly's old album.
<"And here's a song that
didn't make it…" John says>
<Fi's eyes get big>
MVP: And Fi hears a familiar
song…that shouldn't be?
<"Now how did you like
that?" Molly asks on the tape>
MVP: Watch it on the next So
Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.
Part of Zoog Weekendz.
<promo shot>
25. Love
<Molly's eyes hypnotized>
MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...
<Molly shutting the door and
standing in front of it, blocking Fi and Jack>
MVP: Molly is hypnotized, making
her act crazy, and takes Fi and Jack as hostages.
<Molly walking around Jack
and Fi, saying threatening, weird stuff in a threatening, weird way>
MVP: Can outsiders help her go
back to normal?
<The Bells and other people
standing outside>
MVP: Or does someone inside with
her have to help?
<Fi hugging Molly>
MVP: Watch on the next episode
of So Weird, next Friday, at 4/3 central.
Part of Zoog Weekendz.
<promo shot>
26. The Truth
<the bus driving off a wrong
exit>
MVP: Next Friday on So Weird...
<"Ned!" Irene
yells>
MVP: Ned takes a wrong turn…
<the bus entering the
Nexus>
MVP: That leads to big trouble…
<"No…" Fi whispers
to herself, worriedly>
MVP: But for Fi the most.
<Fi looking around the Nexus,
eyes big.>
<then she spots something,
and her eyes get bigger>
MVP: See the finale of So Weird,
next Friday, at 4/3 central. Part of
Zoog Weekendz.
<promo shot>
E. Movie(to air after every
airing of "The Truth" in its first month of showings)
<So Weird logo>
{Instrumental So Weird Theme}
MVP: You've just seen the last
episode of So Weird...
<clips from the show>
MVP: Now, you're going to see
the first movie
<So Weird logo flashes into
movie logo>
MVP: Find a forgotten story,
bring a few characters back, and more!
<From movie, "Thats
all?" Clu asks.>
MVP: Well, not really. Watch as ONE more challenge comes for Fi,
who has help this time.
<From movie, Rick coming over
to Fi, on her computer>
MVP: So don't miss the So Weird
movie, coming soon to Disney Channel!
<Promo shot>