Here is the Pilot Typed if the pics were hard to see:
Page 1:
So Weird
Pre-Pilot
Viewing-September 8, 1998
Board of Selectionees, Michael Eisner
Page 2:
So Weird Pilot
(c) 1998
Cara DeLizia - Fiona Phillips
Patrick Levis - Jack Phillips
Mackenzie Phillips - Molly Phillips
Dave "Squatch" Ward - Ned Bell
Anne Tejvado - Irene Bell
Page 3:
{Open on scene of New York City.}
[So Weird logo is showing. Mentioned names appear, bottom of screen]
{This occurs as you see different views of New York.}
{Now, in an empty club, but set up for a gig.}
{Suddenly, the door opens and the mention people above walk in.}
Molly
Well, I think that the tour was Irene. I was wondering...how much was it?
Irene
Um, well, $5 per person.
Molly
Yeah, that's what I thought...
Ned
Where are the roadies? They should of been here hours ago!
Irene
Well, let's do a sound check anyway.
Molly
OK.
Fi
Jack! Stop it!
Jack
My sister is weird! My sister is weird!
Molly
Jack! Stop! That has no sense or ring to it, so I know you're doing it just to annoy your sister!
Jack
All right, I'll stop. Sorry.
Irene
All right, let's do that sound check!
{Molly sings}
Irene
Sounds good!
Fi
I'm going on the bus to go on my laptop...don't bother me!
Page 4:
[She runs out and slams the door.]
Molly
Jack...
Jack
Look, mom, I'm sorry! I'll try to cut down...
Molly
Thank you.
Jack
on coffee!!! And I don't even drink it!
Molly
JACK! If you don't stop, I WILL take action.
Jack
OK.
[Jack walks away, towards a seat by Ned.]
Ned
Honey, can I use your cell? I want to know where those roadies are!
Irene
Sure...here
[On the bus, Fi is on her laptop.
Page 5:
In the Darkness is the Light (Series Theme):
Demons come from every side
In the darkness is the light
Out of the shadows of my life
In the darkness is the light
In the darkness is the light
Surrender will win the fight
This girl's walked with fire and ice
But I come out on the other side of paradise!
Paradise!
Clips:
{Logo, bus from "Web Sight"
Fi on laptop
Fi's So Weird Webpage
Menu
Angel/Bigfoot photos
Enlarged Bigfoot
Ghost running
Fi and angel walking into the light
Fi scared
Molly playing guitar
Cara DeLizia
Molly talking to Fi on laptop
Bus driving from "Web Sight"
Patrick Levis
Fi with flashlight from "Family Reunion"
Jack and Clu looking at each other
Fi reaching
UFO
Erik von Detten
Clu and Jack catching up to Fi
Belinda Metz
Fi on laptop
Dave "Squatch" Ward
Fi breaking up Jack and Clu
And Mackenzie Phillips as Molly
The gang walking across stage
The bus}
Page 6:
In the Darkness is the Light (Series Theme):
Demons come from every side
in the darkness is the light
it's pulling me on a downward slide
in the darkness is the light
in the darkness is the light
surrender will win the fight
don't wanna go back to yesterday
but I don't know how long I can stay this way
ee yeah!
oh yeah!
Clips:
{Logo, bus from "Web Sight"
Fi on laptop
Fi's So Weird Webpage
Menu
Angel/Bigfoot photos
Enlarged Bigfoot
Ghost running
Fi and angel walking into the light
Fi scared
Molly playing guitar
Cara DeLizia
Molly talking to Fi on laptop
Bus driving from "Web Sight"
Patrick Levis
Fi with flashlight from "Family Reunion"
Jack and Clu looking at each other
Fi reaching
UFO
Erik von Detten
Clu and Jack catching up to Fi
Belinda Metz
Fi on laptop
Dave "Squatch" Ward
Fi breaking up Jack and Clu
And Mackenzie Phillips as Molly
The gang walking across stage
The bus}